1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,109 - Hi, I'm Lisa Gilroy, 2 00:00:01,110 --> 00:00:02,609 and I'm here with all my bridesmaids 3 00:00:02,610 --> 00:00:05,909 to do a trial run of my wedding day makeup. (giggles) 4 00:00:05,910 --> 00:00:08,258 Oh my god. I love you, Jason. 5 00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:10,799 (upbeat music) 6 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:12,119 - [Vic] Today we're giving this comedian 7 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:14,171 a total transformation. 8 00:00:14,172 --> 00:00:15,599 - What the hell are you doing? 9 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,219 - [Vic] They have no idea who 10 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:19,199 or what they're about to become. 11 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,269 - Whatever I am, I feel like I'm a little bit cute. 12 00:00:21,270 --> 00:00:23,099 - [Vic] Once they see themselves in the mirror, 13 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:25,619 they'll have to make up a character on the spot 14 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:28,559 and then sit down with me for an improvised interview. 15 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,119 - No, are you serious? 16 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,118 - [Vic] This is "Very Important People". 17 00:00:33,119 --> 00:00:35,789 - [Lisa] LOL, what are these shoes? 18 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:37,889 Big shoes, water boots, rain boots? 19 00:00:37,890 --> 00:00:40,082 Thumpers, big thumpers, Crocs, Docs? 20 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,380 Oh, fuck you guys. 21 00:00:41,381 --> 00:00:43,350 (crew laughing) (eerie circus music) 22 00:00:43,351 --> 00:00:45,479 No, no, no, no. (gasps) 23 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,799 Oh my god. 24 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,759 What the helly? 25 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,099 You guys really had me in a pushup bra for this, huh? 26 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:50,932 You perverts. 27 00:00:50,933 --> 00:00:53,339 I'm Bingo the birthday clown. (laughs) 28 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:54,779 Sorry. Had to show it. 29 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,189 I'm a puppet from Paris. 30 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,586 Doot. (laughs) 31 00:00:57,587 --> 00:00:58,419 Ah. 32 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:01,169 Oh, Mr Joker, did you wanna see my tits? (laughs) 33 00:01:01,170 --> 00:01:04,349 H-O-T-T. (hums and laughs) 34 00:01:04,350 --> 00:01:05,339 Right? Is that the words? 35 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:07,084 I'm the Queen of England, 36 00:01:07,085 --> 00:01:09,119 and you shall be executed, 37 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,649 hung by your ball sack. 38 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:11,871 Get up on your feet! 39 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:13,825 Whoop, whoop! (laughs) 40 00:01:13,826 --> 00:01:15,720 Whoop, whoop, bitch! (laughs) 41 00:01:15,721 --> 00:01:17,459 No, no, no. 42 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:19,460 Nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah. 43 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,444 Nah, nah, nah, nah. 44 00:01:22,445 --> 00:01:24,628 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 45 00:01:24,629 --> 00:01:27,846 Nah, nah, nah. 46 00:01:29,388 --> 00:01:30,555 Nah, nah, nah. 47 00:01:31,511 --> 00:01:35,428 (crew member laughing) 48 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,773 (snarls and laughs) 49 00:01:36,774 --> 00:01:38,274 (crew laughing) 50 00:01:38,275 --> 00:01:40,592 (eerie muttering) 51 00:01:40,593 --> 00:01:41,896 (snarls) 52 00:01:41,897 --> 00:01:44,480 (upbeat music) 53 00:01:52,935 --> 00:01:56,102 (footsteps shuffling) 54 00:01:57,361 --> 00:01:59,459 - [Vic] Okay, hey! 55 00:01:59,460 --> 00:02:01,259 No, you know, and sort of we'll cut out the, 56 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:02,092 cut out the middle man. 57 00:02:02,093 --> 00:02:03,419 I was sending a fax. 58 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:04,470 So here we go. 59 00:02:07,075 --> 00:02:08,459 (paper rustling) 60 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:09,599 Thank you for your thought. 61 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,129 Okay. (clears throat) 62 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,419 We all have a story to tell, 63 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:14,279 and sometimes those stories need to be shared 64 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,389 with the world. 65 00:02:15,390 --> 00:02:16,919 Good evening, I'm Vic Michaelis 66 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:21,719 back with another edition of "Very Important People". 67 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,432 Please introduce yourself. 68 00:02:23,433 --> 00:02:25,051 (door knocking) 69 00:02:25,052 --> 00:02:25,884 Hello. 70 00:02:25,885 --> 00:02:27,822 - [Oops Lil Fart] Hello! 71 00:02:27,823 --> 00:02:30,341 (door banging) 72 00:02:30,342 --> 00:02:33,118 - [Vic] Okay, hi. - Oh! 73 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:34,318 Oh, hey! - Hi. 74 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:35,283 No. 75 00:02:35,284 --> 00:02:36,414 - It's good to see you! 76 00:02:36,415 --> 00:02:37,247 - [Vic] Hi! Hi! 77 00:02:37,248 --> 00:02:38,290 - It's good to see you! - No, no. Stop. 78 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:39,890 - It's good to see you! - No. What are you doing? 79 00:02:39,891 --> 00:02:40,947 - It's good to see you! 80 00:02:40,948 --> 00:02:42,338 - Okay. Okay. 81 00:02:42,339 --> 00:02:43,516 Hi. 82 00:02:43,517 --> 00:02:44,489 - It's so good to see you. 83 00:02:44,490 --> 00:02:45,322 - Ooh. Nope, nope. 84 00:02:45,323 --> 00:02:46,559 Okay. And then, and we're up. 85 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,641 - It's good to see my friend again! 86 00:02:48,642 --> 00:02:49,804 - Please. Please. - It's good to see 87 00:02:49,805 --> 00:02:51,134 my friend again! 88 00:02:51,135 --> 00:02:52,019 - Please introduce yourself! - It's good to see 89 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:52,852 my friend again! - Friend again. 90 00:02:52,853 --> 00:02:53,909 - Kiss me on my mouth. 91 00:02:53,910 --> 00:02:55,289 - No. And no. 92 00:02:55,290 --> 00:02:56,219 No, I won't. 93 00:02:56,220 --> 00:02:59,249 So, please, let's introduce yourself for everybody here. 94 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,629 - Oh my god. That was exhausting. 95 00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:02,309 - It was exhausting. 96 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:03,659 - As if you don't remember me? 97 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:04,529 - I don't think I do. 98 00:03:04,530 --> 00:03:06,659 I was told that we were gonna have a botanist on today. 99 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:07,492 - That's not me. 100 00:03:07,493 --> 00:03:09,572 I don't know what a belly buttonist is. 101 00:03:09,573 --> 00:03:12,526 Vic, it's me, Oops Little Fart. 102 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:16,979 (dramatic music) 103 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:17,849 Remember? 104 00:03:17,850 --> 00:03:18,682 - Little Fart? 105 00:03:18,683 --> 00:03:19,919 - I was your imaginary friend. 106 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,276 Does this jog your memory? 107 00:03:21,277 --> 00:03:24,419 "Oh, let's play! 108 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:26,219 Oh, Lil Fart! 109 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:27,479 Come out and play!" 110 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:28,312 - How are you here? 111 00:03:28,313 --> 00:03:29,145 - You didn't call me? 112 00:03:29,146 --> 00:03:30,149 - Again, I, I was told, 113 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:31,561 I was told a botanist was coming today. 114 00:03:31,562 --> 00:03:32,946 - Well, you must have said at one point: 115 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:33,779 "Oops, little fart," 116 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:34,949 even if you said it really quiet. 117 00:03:34,950 --> 00:03:36,629 - Okay, so it's sort of like a Beetlejuice situation 118 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:37,909 because I did say that 119 00:03:37,910 --> 00:03:39,419 to the person that was doing my microphone. 120 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,619 I said, "Oh, a little fart. 121 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:41,609 Don't do that again, please." 122 00:03:41,610 --> 00:03:42,899 - To be clear, 123 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:44,826 you farted and then you said, under your breath, 124 00:03:44,827 --> 00:03:45,659 "Oops, little fart." 125 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:46,768 - I didn't fart, and I wouldn't do that. 126 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:47,601 I think that's unprofessional. - I would only come 127 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:48,434 if you said it and you meant it. 128 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:49,799 - Normally when I think of imaginary friends, 129 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,119 it's like I would have created you 130 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:51,952 and I would have, like, 131 00:03:51,953 --> 00:03:52,785 remembered all the details. - You did. 132 00:03:52,786 --> 00:03:53,789 You were really little 133 00:03:53,790 --> 00:03:55,379 and you were stupid as hell. 134 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:56,212 - Really? 135 00:03:56,213 --> 00:03:57,045 - And you would draw a picture. 136 00:03:57,046 --> 00:03:58,589 That's how imaginary friend get made. 137 00:03:58,590 --> 00:03:59,429 - This is very exciting. 138 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:01,079 We have an imaginary friend here on the show today. 139 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:01,912 I don't think that this 140 00:04:01,913 --> 00:04:02,745 has ever happened before. - Yes! Hallelujah! 141 00:04:02,746 --> 00:04:04,739 - Okay. Okay. - It's good to see you again. 142 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:05,572 You've grown up. 143 00:04:05,573 --> 00:04:06,599 - What do you remember about me? 144 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,849 - Oh, you were really short 145 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:10,889 and your butt was really little. 146 00:04:10,890 --> 00:04:11,722 - Okay. 147 00:04:11,723 --> 00:04:13,019 - And your dad was fucking hot. 148 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,039 - What? - Hmm? 149 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,179 - You said my dad was hot? 150 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:16,529 - Yeah, but I didn't do nothing. 151 00:04:16,530 --> 00:04:17,729 - Why would you say it like that? 152 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:19,019 - I had sex with your dad. 153 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:19,852 - What? 154 00:04:19,853 --> 00:04:20,685 - I'm sorry. - [Vic] Okay. 155 00:04:20,686 --> 00:04:21,518 You know what? 156 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:22,351 We're gonna take this back. 157 00:04:22,352 --> 00:04:23,184 You couldn't have had sex with my dad 158 00:04:23,185 --> 00:04:24,899 'cause my dad was happily married to my mom until he left. 159 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:26,309 - Yeah. All right. 160 00:04:26,310 --> 00:04:27,719 I'll talk more about that later. 161 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:28,649 I'm happy to be back. 162 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:30,719 And I'm worried about you 'cause you must really need me. 163 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:31,552 - Well, no. 164 00:04:31,553 --> 00:04:32,849 I think my life is going pretty well right now. 165 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:34,529 I have a company-mandated therapist, 166 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:35,879 obviously my stepdaughter Bianca, 167 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,349 now Head of News here. 168 00:04:37,350 --> 00:04:39,399 And we are like, we're, like, tighter, tighter than ever. 169 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,232 - Hey. 170 00:04:40,233 --> 00:04:41,789 - So my life is going pretty well. 171 00:04:41,790 --> 00:04:43,619 - Your eyes are filling up with tears. 172 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:44,999 You've said, "Oops, little fart," 173 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,649 many times over the last years. 174 00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:49,109 But I only come if your heart really means it, 175 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:50,729 and you really need me 176 00:04:50,730 --> 00:04:53,429 like you did all those years ago when you were just six 177 00:04:53,430 --> 00:04:55,079 and you didn't have any friends, 178 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,359 and you kept throwing up in your jeans at school. 179 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,192 - Okay. You know what? 180 00:04:58,193 --> 00:04:59,025 We're making this a lot about me, 181 00:04:59,026 --> 00:05:00,089 and I think what we're gonna do 182 00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:01,259 is we're gonna make this an interview, 183 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,169 'cause that's what I know how to do. 184 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:03,989 Okay? - Okay, go right ahead. 185 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:04,979 - [Vic] Okay. - Whoo. 186 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:08,039 - Oops Little Fart, where did you come from? 187 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,179 - Where did you go? 188 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:11,099 Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe. 189 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,352 Remember? (both laughing) 190 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:13,379 - Like the famous song? 191 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:14,212 - Yeah, yeah. 192 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:15,749 Well, when you drawed me up- 193 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:16,619 - [Vic] Sure. - I came. 194 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,719 - Where were you before I, I drew you? 195 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,552 - Colorado. 196 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:20,399 - You're from Colorado? 197 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,285 - [Oops Lil Fart] Yeah. - Is that where 198 00:05:21,286 --> 00:05:22,118 all imaginary- - That's where most of us 199 00:05:22,119 --> 00:05:22,951 are from you, yeah. 200 00:05:22,952 --> 00:05:24,209 We got Bingo, Bango, Dodge Durango, 201 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:26,162 Spencer, Crendy, Romba Dompy, 202 00:05:26,163 --> 00:05:27,959 Randons, Kunk Balls. 203 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,189 Big Tits, Little Tits. 204 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:30,179 - Are you naming yourself 205 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:31,676 or are kids naming you? 206 00:05:31,677 --> 00:05:33,659 - No, so most of the times, the kids are naming us. 207 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:35,369 I used to have all sorts of little kids. 208 00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:36,389 Abby, Cassie, Whitney, James, 209 00:05:36,390 --> 00:05:37,679 and Hailey were my kids before you. 210 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,299 - So you had imaginary friends before me, 211 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,216 but you said I drew you up. - No, no, no, no. 212 00:05:41,217 --> 00:05:42,049 No! 213 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,289 I was other kids' imaginary friend. 214 00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:44,759 I have never had an imaginary friend. 215 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:45,629 That would be psycho. 216 00:05:45,630 --> 00:05:48,089 - Okay. So this is the iteration of you that I drew. 217 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:49,349 So what did you look like before? 218 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:52,769 - When Haley drewed me up, oh, my god, 219 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:53,759 I was a something, 220 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,526 most beautiful creature you ever seen. 221 00:05:55,527 --> 00:06:00,527 The most tiny little waist, huge apple-bottom jeans, 222 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:02,433 boots with fur. 223 00:06:02,434 --> 00:06:03,595 (Vic laughing) 224 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:05,849 Tho whole club was looking at her. 225 00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:07,559 - So that's a song. That's another song. 226 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,819 - So do you remember drawing me? 227 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:10,799 You were like, "Oh, there's gotta be a lot of frills. 228 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,909 I like polka dots here," so, you know, 229 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:12,742 all sorts of stuff like that. 230 00:06:12,743 --> 00:06:14,429 You were like, "Perfect little titties." 231 00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:15,262 - I don't think I said that. 232 00:06:15,263 --> 00:06:16,289 - No. You were concentrated. 233 00:06:16,290 --> 00:06:17,485 - You had tongue in the corner of my mouth. 234 00:06:17,486 --> 00:06:18,797 You had your pencil up. 235 00:06:18,798 --> 00:06:20,409 You were like, "Perfect little titties." 236 00:06:20,410 --> 00:06:21,659 - Okay, I don't remember. 237 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:22,709 I don't remember that part. - When you were drawing me, 238 00:06:22,710 --> 00:06:23,542 that's what you said. - I don't I said that part. 239 00:06:23,543 --> 00:06:24,479 - And then I came to life 240 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,819 and I had the best time being your imaginary friend 241 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,799 until I got DQ'ed. (laughs) 242 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,632 - [Vic] What happened? 243 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:30,689 I seem to remember there being a moment 244 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:31,806 where we're playing a game and then my dad- 245 00:06:31,807 --> 00:06:33,479 - I had sex with your dad. 246 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,312 - Right. (sighs) 247 00:06:34,313 --> 00:06:35,429 - But what do you remember? 248 00:06:35,430 --> 00:06:36,262 Walk me through it. 249 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:37,349 You said we were playing a game, 250 00:06:37,350 --> 00:06:38,182 I remember that too. 251 00:06:38,183 --> 00:06:39,599 We used to always play belly button twister. 252 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,579 - Okay, so I remember we were playing belly button twister. 253 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:42,569 It was a way that you would sort of, like, 254 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:43,889 get me to talk about my feelings. 255 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:46,049 And then my dad comes in and he goes, "Hey. 256 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:48,269 Oh, oh, are you playing with Lil Fart?" 257 00:06:48,270 --> 00:06:49,829 - I took one look at your dad. 258 00:06:49,830 --> 00:06:50,999 I said, "Ho ho ho." 259 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,039 I said, "Tongue, belly button." 260 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,332 - Okay, I don't- - I go, "Toes, belly button." 261 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:56,165 - I don't wanna hear that. 262 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:57,029 - I said, "Spin the wheel. 263 00:06:57,030 --> 00:06:58,319 Carte blanche his belly button." 264 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,459 - Yeah, and you said all that in front of me. 265 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:00,292 And then I sort of said, 266 00:07:00,293 --> 00:07:02,099 "Whoa, what's, what's going on here?" 267 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:03,666 And my dad said, 268 00:07:03,667 --> 00:07:04,919 "You'll understand when you're older. 269 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,209 If you could give us the room, please." 270 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:07,409 And I said, "With my imaginary friend?" 271 00:07:07,410 --> 00:07:08,789 - It's not your fault! 272 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:09,622 - Well, I'm sort of saying, like, 273 00:07:09,623 --> 00:07:11,049 I drew you up and then you came and- 274 00:07:11,050 --> 00:07:12,959 - Well, he came too. 275 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:16,229 - (sighs) Okay. I remember exactly how I drew you. 276 00:07:16,230 --> 00:07:19,409 I'm going to have a PA fly in some drawing equipment 277 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:21,869 and I'm gonna draw exactly what I remember you looking like. 278 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:23,136 - I wanna draw a picture too. 279 00:07:23,137 --> 00:07:25,169 (calm music) 280 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:26,002 Help! 281 00:07:26,003 --> 00:07:27,420 I'm not real. - Okay. Okay. 282 00:07:27,421 --> 00:07:28,253 (markers clatter) 283 00:07:28,254 --> 00:07:29,086 (Oops Lil Fart chuckles) - [Vic] And that just 284 00:07:29,087 --> 00:07:30,299 happens sometimes, and that's okay. 285 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:32,429 - I'm gonna draw a picture of my imaginary friend. 286 00:07:32,430 --> 00:07:33,839 - Okay. Here's what I remember. 287 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,669 Head, a little bit of hair, 288 00:07:35,670 --> 00:07:38,009 and I said you'll have hearts on your ears 289 00:07:38,010 --> 00:07:39,719 so that way you can have a heart in your heart. 290 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:40,552 You ready? 291 00:07:40,553 --> 00:07:41,909 - Yeah. - I mean, it's not perfect. 292 00:07:41,910 --> 00:07:43,739 This was what I remember drawing as a kid. 293 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:45,119 - I drew a picture too. 294 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:45,989 - Okay. You know what? 295 00:07:45,990 --> 00:07:46,919 I think I would rather- 296 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,149 - Just from memory. - [Vic] And I think, you know, 297 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:49,859 I- - Just from memory. 298 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:51,149 - Don't show anyone that. 299 00:07:51,150 --> 00:07:52,019 Can we cut, please? 300 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:54,350 And you and I are gonna talk for a sec, okay? 301 00:07:54,351 --> 00:07:55,183 You and I are gonna talk. 302 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:56,489 - Oh, I'm so happy to see you again. 303 00:07:56,490 --> 00:07:57,329 Thank you. 304 00:07:57,330 --> 00:07:58,679 ? One again, four again, ? 305 00:07:58,680 --> 00:07:59,909 ? six again, five. ? 306 00:07:59,910 --> 00:08:02,339 ? These two best friends are staying alive. ? 307 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:03,172 - [Vic] And we're gonna cut. 308 00:08:03,173 --> 00:08:04,559 And we're gonna cut and you're gonna come with me. 309 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:05,392 - [Oops Lil Far] What's wrong? 310 00:08:05,393 --> 00:08:06,839 - You, like, broke up my family. 311 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,216 - I didn't mean to! 312 00:08:08,217 --> 00:08:09,049 - What do you mean you didn't mean to? 313 00:08:09,050 --> 00:08:09,882 You fucked my dad. 314 00:08:09,883 --> 00:08:11,609 - Well, you shouldn't have imagined my pussy so good. 315 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:12,684 - What? 316 00:08:12,685 --> 00:08:13,525 I don't think I did that. 317 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:15,059 - Well, maybe you imagined no pussy. 318 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:16,109 Maybe that's what your dad likes. 319 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:16,942 I don't know. 320 00:08:16,943 --> 00:08:17,849 - I'm just saying I really needed you 321 00:08:17,850 --> 00:08:19,259 in the last few years here, okay? 322 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:20,919 And you sort of, like, fucked my dad and fucked off, okay? 323 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,559 - Well, I got disqualified from it. 324 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:23,392 I'd never been in an- 325 00:08:23,393 --> 00:08:24,546 - [Vic] What does that mean?! 326 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:25,619 - [Oops Little Fart] It means I'm not allowed 327 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:27,959 to be near kids or their dads ever again. 328 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:28,919 - I'm just saying I really needed you 329 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:29,759 in the last few years here, 330 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,169 and you kind of, like, were nowhere to be found. 331 00:08:31,170 --> 00:08:32,002 And so I put you in, like, 332 00:08:32,003 --> 00:08:33,599 a place in my memory where I just, like, 333 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,709 couldn't access you anymore. 334 00:08:34,710 --> 00:08:38,279 - I'm sorry. Gimme another chance. 335 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,959 Your dad's gotta be dead now, ain't he? 336 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,159 - He's actually, he just got remarried. 337 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,269 - Where he live? 338 00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:43,102 - No. 339 00:08:43,103 --> 00:08:43,935 - Just wondering. 340 00:08:43,936 --> 00:08:44,768 - Okay. Well, no, we're not... 341 00:08:44,769 --> 00:08:45,601 He lives in Florida. 342 00:08:45,602 --> 00:08:46,799 And we're not gonna talk about that, actually. 343 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:47,849 Okay, so we're gonna, 344 00:08:47,850 --> 00:08:49,268 we're gonna come on and we're gonna maybe start over. 345 00:08:49,269 --> 00:08:50,339 Maybe we just, 346 00:08:50,340 --> 00:08:51,449 maybe we just start over. - What's his cross streets? 347 00:08:51,450 --> 00:08:52,589 - I'm not giving you his cross streets. 348 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:53,429 Can we just start over? 349 00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:54,262 - [Oops Lil Fart] Okay. 350 00:08:54,263 --> 00:08:55,524 - [Vic] Okay, everybody. 351 00:08:55,525 --> 00:08:56,357 And- 352 00:08:56,358 --> 00:08:57,209 - [Oops Lil Fart] Okay, I'm sorry I did this. 353 00:08:57,210 --> 00:08:58,042 And you know what? 354 00:08:58,043 --> 00:08:59,249 - Action. 355 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:00,359 - I'm gonna make it up to you. 356 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:03,479 This is actually a picture of you, 357 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,029 and that's just your hair. 358 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:07,499 - This is what I look like to you.? 359 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,519 That's not my hair. 360 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,079 - Okay, fine. Your hair's a little straighter. 361 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,269 Your hair is actually more straighter. 362 00:09:12,270 --> 00:09:13,527 Your hair's more like that, I guess. 363 00:09:13,528 --> 00:09:14,360 (Vic sighing) 364 00:09:14,361 --> 00:09:15,389 Straight. - Why are there two penises? 365 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:16,499 - I'm not good at drawing. 366 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,429 - You know what? Here's what I'm thinking. 367 00:09:17,430 --> 00:09:18,839 We're just gonna sort of, we're gonna start over. 368 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,459 We're doing a lot of talking about me, 369 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,509 and I wanna refocus 370 00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:22,439 'cause this is an interview show. 371 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,687 This is what I do. Hello. 372 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:24,520 - Hello! 373 00:09:24,521 --> 00:09:25,353 - I know for me, 374 00:09:25,354 --> 00:09:26,639 talking about my feelings became a lot easier 375 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:27,569 when we would play- - So now we're talking 376 00:09:27,570 --> 00:09:28,402 about you again? 377 00:09:28,403 --> 00:09:29,235 Okay. - And I'm saying 378 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,068 it became a lot easier 379 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:30,901 when we were playing belly button twister. 380 00:09:30,902 --> 00:09:32,519 So I thought maybe we could talk about you a little bit. 381 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,739 We're playing a little bit of belly button twisters. 382 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,539 - Oh, no way! You still have it? 383 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:38,396 (calm music) 384 00:09:38,397 --> 00:09:39,869 Oh, we need a third person. 385 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,279 - We don't need a third person. 386 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,112 - A guy. 387 00:09:42,113 --> 00:09:43,109 - No, we don't need a guy. 388 00:09:43,110 --> 00:09:43,990 - [Oops Lil Fart] A tall guy. 389 00:09:43,991 --> 00:09:44,823 - We don't- - 'Cause our belly buttons 390 00:09:44,824 --> 00:09:45,656 are the same height. 391 00:09:45,657 --> 00:09:46,489 What's the fun in that? 392 00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:47,322 - No, I think- - It'd be fun to have 393 00:09:47,323 --> 00:09:48,419 a belly button you gotta reach for. 394 00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:50,071 - We're gonna figure it out just the two of us, okay? 395 00:09:50,072 --> 00:09:50,969 - And we don't need a third guy. 396 00:09:50,970 --> 00:09:51,802 - [Oops Lil Fart] Okay. 397 00:09:51,803 --> 00:09:52,635 - And here we go. Okay. 398 00:09:52,636 --> 00:09:53,468 - Thank you. - So we'll sorta- 399 00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:54,629 - [Oops Lil Fart] Hey, you wanna stick around and play? 400 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:55,462 - No, he can't. 401 00:09:55,463 --> 00:09:56,639 And there he goes. And so he's gone. 402 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,019 - Hey, stay and play! Stay and play! 403 00:09:58,020 --> 00:09:58,852 - No, don't. 404 00:09:58,853 --> 00:10:00,779 And stay an arm's distance away from her, please. 405 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:02,219 Okay, so we have belly button twister here. 406 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:03,659 We're gonna go ahead and we're gonna get it set up. 407 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:05,579 As you remember the rules, 408 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:07,889 you spin and whatever color you land on, 409 00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:10,499 you touch belly buttons? 410 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:11,969 - Should we set it up the old-fashioned way? 411 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:12,905 - Let's set it up the old-fashioned way. 412 00:10:12,906 --> 00:10:13,738 - Hold onto the box with me. 413 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,059 - Okay. Three, two- - One, two, three. 414 00:10:15,060 --> 00:10:16,256 Set it up! 415 00:10:16,257 --> 00:10:17,239 - Okay. - And then we have to play 416 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,072 exactly as it's as. - And then we have to... 417 00:10:18,073 --> 00:10:18,905 As it is. 418 00:10:18,906 --> 00:10:19,738 - [Oops Little Fat] Want me to hold you up? 419 00:10:19,739 --> 00:10:20,969 - Okay. Sure. (laughs) 420 00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:21,987 - [Oops Lil Fart] Belly button green. 421 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:22,820 Let's go. - [Vic] Okay. Okay. 422 00:10:22,821 --> 00:10:24,509 So where have you been this whole time? 423 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:26,369 - Ever since I got disqualified, 424 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:29,099 I've been driving Uber for the other imaginary friends 425 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:30,449 Belly button green, belly button green. 426 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:31,282 - Belly button green. - Belly button green. 427 00:10:31,283 --> 00:10:32,455 Belly button green. Belly button green. 428 00:10:32,456 --> 00:10:33,404 Belly button green. - Belly button green. 429 00:10:33,405 --> 00:10:34,237 - Belly button green. - And now we are at- 430 00:10:34,238 --> 00:10:35,070 - Belly button green. Belly button green. 431 00:10:35,071 --> 00:10:35,919 - [Vic] Belly button green. 432 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:36,809 - [Oops Lil Fart] Is it belly button green again? 433 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:37,642 - It's belly button green again, so flip. 434 00:10:37,643 --> 00:10:38,475 - [Oops Lil Fart] Okay. My turn. 435 00:10:38,476 --> 00:10:39,479 - [Vic] So you were saying driving Uber 436 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,919 for the other imaginary characters? 437 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,449 - [Oops Lil Fart] Yeah, because they take the Dream River 438 00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:43,949 to see whatever kid they need to see, 439 00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:45,029 so I drive the Uber. 440 00:10:45,030 --> 00:10:46,499 - [Both] Belly button green. Belly button green. 441 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:47,849 Belly button green. Belly button green. 442 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:49,199 Belly button green. Belly button green. 443 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,032 - [Oops Lil Fart] Your turn. 444 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:51,619 - So there's sort of like a hierarchy of imaginary friends? 445 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:52,469 - [Oops Lil Fart] Oh yeah. 446 00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:54,299 - So who's the top imaginary friend? 447 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:55,169 - Jesus. 448 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:56,879 - Jesus is the top imaginary friend? 449 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,589 - Millions of people got him. 450 00:10:58,590 --> 00:10:59,969 They go, "I wish, I wish, I wish for Jesus." 451 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:01,409 - But if you're driving Uber, 452 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,089 is Jesus appearing in in multiple places- 453 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:04,769 - I gotta drive him there in my Honda Accord, 454 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:05,602 not to brag. 455 00:11:05,603 --> 00:11:06,539 - [Vic] Okay. - Belly button yellow. 456 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,372 Whoo-hoo! 457 00:11:07,373 --> 00:11:08,219 - Okay. Well, are you happy? 458 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:09,599 Are you enjoying your time there? 459 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,889 - Oh, I'm loving it. 460 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:12,929 I had to get my license and every... 461 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:13,895 Oh, we're doing sideways? 462 00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:14,969 - Well, it's belly button yellow. 463 00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:16,110 - [Oops Lil Fart] Oh god. 464 00:11:17,781 --> 00:11:22,169 - [Both] Belly button yellow. Belly button yellow. 465 00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:23,729 Belly button yellow. Belly button yellow. 466 00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:25,289 Belly button yellow. Belly button yellow. 467 00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:26,122 Belly button yellow. 468 00:11:26,123 --> 00:11:27,989 - Are you happy, though, I guess is my question. 469 00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:29,969 - [Oops Lil Fart] I'm kind of in imaginary friend prison 470 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:31,259 right now because I'm in big trouble 471 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:32,429 for having sex with different dads. 472 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,049 - So you're in prison. What does that mean? 473 00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:34,882 - [Oops Lil Fart] Well, it means, it's like, 474 00:11:34,883 --> 00:11:36,119 you know how you see a cloud up there? 475 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,529 Some of them have prison walls, 476 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,489 and I'm stuck behind 'em. 477 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,322 Belly button yellow. 478 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,799 - [Both] Belly button yellow. Belly button yellow. 479 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,632 Belly button yellow. 480 00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:42,465 - Belly- - [Oops Lil Fart] My turn. 481 00:11:42,466 --> 00:11:43,298 - I'm saying, you said, 482 00:11:43,299 --> 00:11:44,789 "Do you understand that there are clouds 483 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:45,749 that are prisons sometimes?" 484 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,039 And I don't really understand that. 485 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:47,872 - [Oops Lil Fart] Belly button blue. 486 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,897 - [Vic] Belly button blue. Here we go. 487 00:11:49,898 --> 00:11:50,948 Here we go. 488 00:11:50,949 --> 00:11:53,789 - [Both] Belly button blue. Belly button blue. 489 00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:55,229 Belly button blue. Belly button blue. 490 00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:57,059 Belly button blue. Belly button blue. 491 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:57,892 - Yeah, and that's the thing, 492 00:11:57,893 --> 00:11:59,789 is if I can get someone to forgive me, 493 00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:00,855 I'll be free from prison. 494 00:12:00,856 --> 00:12:02,579 - You need- - Please! 495 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:03,412 - No. 496 00:12:03,413 --> 00:12:04,679 - All I need is forgiveness 497 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,029 and one phone call with your dad. 498 00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:07,799 - You need a phone call with my father 499 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,149 in order to be forgiven? - I won't say any- 500 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:10,169 - No, I'm sorry. 501 00:12:10,170 --> 00:12:11,609 Unfortunately you're gonna be stuck in prison 502 00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:13,169 for a long time. - He wants to hear from me. 503 00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:14,429 - He doesn't even wanna hear from me. 504 00:12:14,430 --> 00:12:16,049 I don't think he'd want to hear from you. 505 00:12:16,050 --> 00:12:17,743 - Well, you didn't treat him as right as I did. 506 00:12:17,744 --> 00:12:19,079 - No. 507 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,745 - I treated him- - No! 508 00:12:20,746 --> 00:12:21,578 I don't wanna hear it. 509 00:12:21,579 --> 00:12:22,679 (Oops Lil Fart sighing) 510 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,512 - Belly button blue. 511 00:12:23,513 --> 00:12:24,929 - [Both] Belly button blue. Belly button blue. 512 00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:26,489 Belly button blue. Belly button blue. 513 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,019 Belly button blue. Belly button blue. 514 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:29,489 Belly button blue. 515 00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:30,540 - Okay. 516 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,332 - I miss your dad. 517 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,199 He's the only man who ever loved me. 518 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,966 - My dad is the only man who ever loved you? 519 00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:37,739 - And some of the other kids' dads. 520 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:39,740 But he is the only one who really cared. 521 00:12:40,021 --> 00:12:42,269 - Well, here's the thing. 522 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:43,859 Now that I've sort of reached enlightenment, 523 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:45,419 I am going to- 524 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:46,559 - Gimme my one phone call 525 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,509 like I'm on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"? 526 00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:50,249 - I'm gonna get you out of fantasy jail 527 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:53,039 and I'm gonna get you in contact with my father. 528 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,629 - Do you realize how crazy you sound? 529 00:12:54,630 --> 00:12:56,009 - What do you mean? - I love it. 530 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:56,842 - Okay. 531 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:57,809 - [Oops Lil Fart] You're gonna prison break me. 532 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:58,919 - [Vic] We're gonna prison break you. Okay. 533 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,054 So we're gonna get you your phone call. 534 00:13:01,055 --> 00:13:04,203 (phone beeping) 535 00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:05,036 - Oh, just... 536 00:13:05,037 --> 00:13:05,869 You can trust me with it. 537 00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:07,450 I wanna call him on my own time. 538 00:13:07,451 --> 00:13:09,299 (line ringing) 539 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,229 Okay. Gimme a second. 540 00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:11,246 - Okay. 541 00:13:11,247 --> 00:13:12,526 - [Tom] Hello? 542 00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:13,709 - Tom, hello! 543 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,693 It's, it's, it's, can you guess? 544 00:13:16,694 --> 00:13:17,759 (Tom chuckles) 545 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,109 - [Tom] Is this Oops Lil Fart? 546 00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:21,089 - It is Oops Lil Fart! 547 00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:23,939 It is really good to hear you voice. 548 00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:25,229 - Can you tell him I'm here? 549 00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:26,062 - [Tom] How have you... 550 00:13:26,063 --> 00:13:27,689 It's been ages. How have you been? 551 00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:29,339 - I've been missing you. 552 00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:33,689 I've been thinking about how strong your hands are. 553 00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:34,829 - And Vic is here! 554 00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:36,239 - Oh, and yeah- - And you're on, 555 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,439 you're on my show. 556 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,370 - [Tom] Oh, uh, yeah. 557 00:13:38,371 --> 00:13:39,203 Oh. 558 00:13:39,204 --> 00:13:41,549 Uh, you know, I actually maybe have somewhere... 559 00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:42,839 I have to go. 560 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,996 - Oh no. Tom, please don't, don't hang up. 561 00:13:44,997 --> 00:13:46,379 - [Tom] You, you got the number? 562 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:47,489 Just, just, uh, you know, you know, 563 00:13:47,490 --> 00:13:48,322 maybe call me back later. 564 00:13:48,323 --> 00:13:50,459 - Don't you wanna know what I'm wearing? 565 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:51,292 Big shoes. 566 00:13:51,293 --> 00:13:52,281 You know what that means. - Okay, no. 567 00:13:52,282 --> 00:13:53,114 - [Tom] Yeah, I know what you're wearing. 568 00:13:53,115 --> 00:13:54,572 - And I think we got what we needed there. 569 00:13:54,573 --> 00:13:55,405 And I think we got- - Hey! 570 00:13:55,406 --> 00:13:56,238 - What we needed. (phone call cuts) 571 00:13:56,239 --> 00:13:57,659 I think we're good there. I think we're good. 572 00:13:57,660 --> 00:13:58,492 Okay! 573 00:13:58,493 --> 00:13:59,999 So you got to talk to him and I forgive you, 574 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,832 so you're outta jail. 575 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,429 There you go. Congratulations! 576 00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:03,262 - What's this? 577 00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:04,619 - What do you mean? It's a tattoo. 578 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,539 - You got a tattoo. You really are growing up. 579 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:07,372 - [Vic] Yeah. 580 00:14:07,373 --> 00:14:09,521 - [Oops Lil Fart] Wow. You got a tattoo 581 00:14:09,522 --> 00:14:11,309 of Reba McIntyre. 582 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,449 - [Vic] It's Barbara Walters. 583 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:13,282 She's kinda of the most confident 584 00:14:13,283 --> 00:14:14,129 and beautiful woman on the planet, 585 00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:16,229 and I sort of wanted to bring some of that energy 586 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,104 into this space. 587 00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:19,769 - [Oops Lil Fart] ? A single mom who works two jobs ? 588 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:20,602 - What are you doing? 589 00:14:20,603 --> 00:14:21,539 - [Oops Lil Fart] I got a tattoo too. 590 00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:22,372 - Do you have a tattoo? 591 00:14:22,373 --> 00:14:23,205 Can I see? 592 00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:24,599 - No, I don't wanna show it. I'm too shy. 593 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,432 - Okay, well, then that's fine. 594 00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:26,883 - Okay, I'll show you! - Okay. 595 00:14:27,947 --> 00:14:29,021 (Vic sighing) 596 00:14:29,022 --> 00:14:30,209 Do you like it? - [Vic] Okay, so... 597 00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:31,229 And you're looking for my forgiveness 598 00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:32,062 and then you'll leave? 599 00:14:32,063 --> 00:14:32,969 I forgive you and you can leave. 600 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,109 - Uh, I don't think it worked. 601 00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:34,942 - I think you're done here. 602 00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:36,899 And maybe we can get the botanist prepped and on set. 603 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,789 - But if you're done here and you forgive me, 604 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:42,719 then I'll just go puffing back up into the Dream River 605 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,339 and then I can't come back down 606 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:46,869 and be your imaginary friend again because- 607 00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:48,809 - Well, I guess then you're not my imaginary friend anymore. 608 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:50,410 So I forgive you and you can go. 609 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,553 - Okay. - Okay. 610 00:14:56,559 --> 00:14:58,829 - I'm sorry. - So if we can- 611 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,594 - Is it because of this that you got mad? 612 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:01,427 - Well, it's ort of that 613 00:15:01,428 --> 00:15:02,609 and then the fact that it sort of represents 614 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,679 that you actually had sex with my dad. 615 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,669 (Oops Lil Fart sighs) 616 00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:07,139 - I'll change it. 617 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:07,972 - No, you don't have to change it, 618 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,119 'cause if it's how you feel, just.. 619 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,170 Okay. 620 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:12,753 I love Vic's dick? 621 00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:16,679 - This is a picture of you. 622 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:20,309 - I don't think that that personally looks anything like me. 623 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,142 - Please. 624 00:15:21,143 --> 00:15:22,079 - Genuinely, I don't see it, 625 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,569 and I don't think anybody at home is gonna see that. 626 00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:24,749 - Do you want a body? 627 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,729 - Listen, I don't know what else you want from me, okay? 628 00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,469 You're forgiven. You can go. 629 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:31,199 - Can we just have one last old kind of game 630 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,489 for time's sake? 631 00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,439 Remember when I used to do your makeup? 632 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,272 - Yes. 633 00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:37,289 - Can I do it again just before you go? 634 00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:38,729 - Are you gonna keep talking about how you had sex 635 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,562 with my dad? 636 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,099 - I don't give a crap about your dad anymore. 637 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:41,932 You are my best friend, 638 00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:44,549 and your dad's dick isn't even that nice. 639 00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:46,679 See? - Okay. Okay. 640 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,789 - Why don't you sit down 641 00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:48,689 and I'll make it up to you? 642 00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:50,669 We'll have a little bit of old-fashioned fun 643 00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:52,169 before I got outta here, okay? 644 00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:53,609 And I won't say another word 645 00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:56,699 about your dad's dick, balls, 646 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:57,839 tip of it, anything. 647 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:58,672 - Okay. - Start of it, back of it. 648 00:15:58,673 --> 00:15:59,999 - And we can start that now. 649 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,601 We can start that right now. - I won't anything about it. 650 00:16:01,602 --> 00:16:02,448 - Okay. Okay. 651 00:16:02,449 --> 00:16:03,359 We can start that right now. - Remember when your dad 652 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,769 used to go pee and he would not, 653 00:16:04,770 --> 00:16:06,209 he would forget to shake his, 654 00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:07,349 and then he would pull up his pants 655 00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:09,239 and he'd have two little dots of dribble? 656 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,469 I loved that about him. 657 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,302 - Okay. Okay. 658 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,135 Well, I don't really wanna- - Sit tight. 659 00:16:12,136 --> 00:16:13,674 I'm gonna go get my tools. 660 00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:15,749 (calm music) 661 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,099 Should we sing our little theme song 662 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,269 for our friendship? 663 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,350 - We can sing our friendship theme song. Sure. 664 00:16:20,351 --> 00:16:23,629 ? Oops Little Fart ? 665 00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:27,030 ? Oops, little Vic ? ? Oops Little Fart ? 666 00:16:27,031 --> 00:16:30,559 ? Little Vic and Little Fart ? 667 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:34,289 ? Beamin' dreams and breaking hearts ? 668 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:35,639 - Okay. I love that one. 669 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,489 - Okay, now I'm gonna give you a makeover. 670 00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:39,629 - [Vic] No, we're not. 671 00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:40,919 Maybe... (laughs) 672 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:44,016 - Let me do my thing. (laughs) 673 00:16:44,017 --> 00:16:45,976 You have to trust me. 674 00:16:45,977 --> 00:16:48,179 (calm music) (technical beep) 675 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:49,709 - I'm gonna ask you some rapid fire questions. 676 00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:50,542 How about that? How about that? 677 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,809 - You ask me any question you want 678 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:52,679 while I paint your face? 679 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,999 - Okay. I get to pick the colors. 680 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,090 - Okay. You can pick between brown and 681 00:16:58,091 --> 00:16:58,923 dark brown. 682 00:16:58,924 --> 00:17:01,019 - Okay. So I think pink would be lovely. 683 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,852 - [Oops Lil Fart] Okay, fine. 684 00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,599 - Okay. Okay, this is a fun one! 685 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,309 What superpower would you have? 686 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:09,179 - Power to sense if someone else has leukemia. 687 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:10,739 - Okay. That actually seems like really... 688 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,449 Test it. Okay. 689 00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:14,489 That actually sounds like a really good thing. 690 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:16,019 - Oh, I forgot to say my power 691 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,119 would also be to give someone leukemia. 692 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,349 - Okay. Let's go. 693 00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:21,029 Okay. How would you want to die? 694 00:17:21,030 --> 00:17:22,349 Can imaginary friends die? 695 00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:24,749 - We can't die, but we can get unwished alive. 696 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,339 - Would that not be your equivalent of death? 697 00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:27,172 - I guess so. 698 00:17:27,173 --> 00:17:28,499 But I'm just floating around in the ether 699 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,809 until someone else picks a different kind of wish on me. 700 00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:31,642 - [Vic] Oh, I understand. 701 00:17:31,643 --> 00:17:34,079 So because I didn't unwish you alive, 702 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,059 you sort of were able to exist in Colorado. 703 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,249 - Yes. And Colorado is awesome. 704 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,329 So when I'm not existing 705 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,616 and I get to be in Colorado, I'm like, 706 00:17:41,617 --> 00:17:43,559 "Ooh, Colorado rules!" 707 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,999 - Oh, so you just sort of keep talking about my dad, 708 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,109 and I didn't realize I had an option 709 00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:47,429 to sort of unwish you alive. 710 00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:48,580 - Well, don't do it now 711 00:17:48,581 --> 00:17:50,819 'cause then you'll not be as pretty 712 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,079 as I meant you to be. 713 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,629 - When is the last time that you cried? 714 00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:55,462 - Oops. (laughs) 715 00:17:55,463 --> 00:17:56,295 - What? 716 00:17:56,296 --> 00:17:57,128 - I messed up your lipstick a little bit. 717 00:17:57,129 --> 00:17:58,709 - What do you mean? Does it look okay? 718 00:17:58,710 --> 00:17:59,661 - I think it's okay. 719 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,494 - [Vic] Okay. 720 00:18:00,495 --> 00:18:01,709 - The last time I cried, well, 721 00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:02,909 I was in cloud jail. 722 00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:03,809 - What is cloud jail like? 723 00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:05,219 - It's a prison made of clouds. 724 00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:06,629 It's clouds inside the prison. 725 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:08,099 And the walls of the prison are clouds, 726 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:11,339 but the prison itself is clouds and the water is drinkable. 727 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,599 - So all of cloud jail is clouds? 728 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,432 - That's what I'm saying. 729 00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:14,609 It's comfortable but you go hungry. 730 00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:15,839 - And that is unfortunate. 731 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,149 And maybe if there's a charity that we can shout out 732 00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:18,982 that's helping with that, 733 00:18:18,983 --> 00:18:19,859 we can sort of put that 734 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:20,789 in the bottom scroll. - Exactly. 735 00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:22,713 So last time I cried I was in there. 736 00:18:22,714 --> 00:18:23,609 - What were you crying about? 737 00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:25,109 - I was crying 'cause I was lonely. 738 00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:26,249 I've been in there for a while. 739 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,069 And because I had had relations with your dad, 740 00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:31,942 they told me I was DQ'ed from being a DS'er. 741 00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:32,775 - A what? 742 00:18:32,776 --> 00:18:33,719 - DQ'ed for being a DS'er. 743 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:34,589 - A dick sucker. 744 00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:35,422 - You said it. 745 00:18:35,423 --> 00:18:36,449 Close. - Okay. 746 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,499 Who would play you in a film? 747 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,789 Oh, that's an excellent question. 748 00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:40,199 - Shania- 749 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,235 - [Both] Twain. 750 00:18:41,236 --> 00:18:42,768 - No, really? 751 00:18:42,769 --> 00:18:45,756 - ? Whose bed have your bots been under ? 752 00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:48,629 What other colors do you like? 753 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:49,462 - I think pink, 754 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:50,429 a little bit of- - Can I choose one now? 755 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,419 - You can pick a color, 756 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,529 but you sort of know the colors 757 00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:53,699 that you're not allowed to choose. 758 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,689 - I wanna do brown. 759 00:18:54,690 --> 00:18:55,529 - Why not purple? 760 00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:56,729 I think purple would be a great color. 761 00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:57,599 - Okay. - [Vic] And then test it. 762 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,189 Honestly, I love that. - You're a control freak. 763 00:18:59,190 --> 00:19:00,022 - What do you mean? 764 00:19:00,023 --> 00:19:01,469 - Like, how we're just having fun, 765 00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:03,179 but you're making me test all the colors on you, 766 00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:04,012 that's kinda control freak. 767 00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:04,845 - I'm not a control freak. 768 00:19:04,846 --> 00:19:06,509 I'm fixed actually now, and I'm better. 769 00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:07,560 - Okay. - [Vic] Okay. 770 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,649 So that's sort of right up my nose. 771 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,699 In a film about your life, 772 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,109 Shania Twain would play you? 773 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:13,942 - [Oops Lil Fart] Yeah. 774 00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:15,209 - And speaking of the story of your life, 775 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:17,519 what does Oops Lil Fart wanna be doing? 776 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,517 - No one has ever- - Where are you 777 00:19:18,518 --> 00:19:19,829 after all this? - Asked me that before. 778 00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:22,199 - Well, that's why you come on this show. 779 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,999 - I wanna be a real person. 780 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,832 - You wanna be a real person? 781 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:26,249 You wanna live in the real world? 782 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,659 Colorado isn't the real world? 783 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:28,679 - Not where I'm from. 784 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,512 - What part is it? 785 00:19:29,513 --> 00:19:30,539 - Imaginary cul-de-sac. 786 00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:32,399 - [Vic] Yeah. Okay. 787 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,569 Would you like a hug? 788 00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:34,402 - Yes. 789 00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:35,999 - Okay. Here we go. 790 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,308 And you're, you're totally fine. 791 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:40,169 And no, and no more crying and no tears. 792 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,339 Oh, this is so nice. 793 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,172 Okay. Hey. 794 00:19:42,173 --> 00:19:44,069 You know, being a real person 795 00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:46,439 is not all it's cracked up to be, okay? 796 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,459 What are we drawing? 797 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:48,292 - Nothing. - Okay. 798 00:19:48,293 --> 00:19:49,289 Being a real person is not 799 00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:50,766 all of it's cracked up to be, okay? 800 00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:51,959 - It's not? - And you have 801 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,579 a really important job, 802 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:56,009 and that is kind of like making people's dreams 803 00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:57,809 a reality. 804 00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:59,249 Oh my god, I drew this. 805 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,539 - Yeah, you did. 806 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:03,839 You made me, and only you can free me. 807 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,099 - But if I free you, then you're, like, 808 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,089 not my imaginary friend anymore. 809 00:20:06,090 --> 00:20:09,059 - But then I could go be a real woman somewhere. 810 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:11,489 I could be Oops Lil Fart, MD. 811 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,019 - You think you're gonna be a doctor? 812 00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:14,609 - Why? I can't because I'm a woman? 813 00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:15,869 - I'm saying I think you could do things, 814 00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:17,653 I think maybe doctor is a little out of your- 815 00:20:17,654 --> 00:20:18,486 - [Oops Lil Fart] Shh. 816 00:20:18,487 --> 00:20:22,049 Look, I'm sorry I was a bad imaginary friend. 817 00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:24,059 I should have never doodle squatted on your dad. 818 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:24,899 I admit that. 819 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:25,732 - [Vic] Don't call it that. 820 00:20:25,733 --> 00:20:28,049 - But I just need you to forgive me so I can move on. 821 00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:29,579 I can be free from cloud jail. 822 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:30,412 - I did forgive you. 823 00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:32,102 - You didn't mean it. 824 00:20:32,103 --> 00:20:33,601 (reflective music) 825 00:20:33,602 --> 00:20:34,649 - Why do you wanna be free from cloud jail? 826 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,059 Why do you wanna be a person? 827 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,725 - Because, 828 00:20:37,726 --> 00:20:39,292 I wanna be like you: 829 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,179 vulnerable, messy- 830 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:43,649 - An amazing host. - Ugly, weird. 831 00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:44,482 - What? 832 00:20:44,483 --> 00:20:47,230 - I just mean, like, human, you know? So- 833 00:20:47,231 --> 00:20:48,063 - I get that. 834 00:20:48,064 --> 00:20:50,849 You know, as much as it is hard 835 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,409 when things don't pan out 836 00:20:52,410 --> 00:20:54,359 the way you were expecting them to, 837 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:56,489 it is a privilege getting to live those experiences, 838 00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:57,929 and I want that for you. 839 00:20:57,930 --> 00:20:59,429 - Thank you. 840 00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:00,539 Free me from up there. 841 00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:03,209 Send me back to Colorado to live free. 842 00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:04,260 - I forgive you. 843 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,509 - Mean it more. 844 00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:08,004 - I forgive you. 845 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,959 - Do you mind if I help you push it from your gut? Ready? 846 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,039 - I don't think that that's necessary. 847 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,329 - Do I need to ask Jesus for help? 848 00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:14,017 - Nope. Please don't ask him here. 849 00:21:14,018 --> 00:21:15,539 (Oops Lil Fart deeply inhales) (Vic faintly speaking) 850 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,649 - Here it comes. 851 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,699 Jesus, help me. 852 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:18,532 - [Vic] I forgive you. 853 00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:20,999 - And here it comes. Lord, we're calling your name. 854 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,469 - I forgive you. 855 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:23,639 I forgive you! I forgive you! 856 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,929 I forgive you! I forgive you! 857 00:21:24,930 --> 00:21:25,980 You are forgiven. 858 00:21:25,981 --> 00:21:27,588 (magic chimes) 859 00:21:27,589 --> 00:21:28,649 (Oops Lil Fart speaks gibberish) 860 00:21:28,650 --> 00:21:29,482 - What? 861 00:21:29,483 --> 00:21:30,569 - Belly button to belly button. 862 00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:32,219 - Okay. (Oops Lil Fart gasps) 863 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,269 - I'm released. 864 00:21:33,270 --> 00:21:34,709 - [Vic] Wait. No, I have one more question for you. 865 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,329 It's one that I ask every single one of my guests, 866 00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:38,249 and it is: What is the meaning of life? 867 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,979 - Jesus is the king imaginary friend. 868 00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:42,719 He's calling me home! 869 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,039 - Lil Fart, what is the meaning of life? 870 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,229 - The meaning of life is- 871 00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:47,238 - [Vic] Wait, no. Wait, wait. 872 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,071 - Your dad's dick. (chuckles) 873 00:21:48,072 --> 00:21:48,904 - [Vic] No. Come on. 874 00:21:48,905 --> 00:21:49,737 Stop. No. 875 00:21:49,738 --> 00:21:52,488 (dramatic music) 876 00:21:52,489 --> 00:21:55,619 - I'm Vic Michaelis reminding you to be true to yourself 877 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:57,149 unless you'd rather be somebody else. 878 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,283 Goodnight. Okay. 879 00:21:59,577 --> 00:22:01,458 It's locked. 880 00:22:01,459 --> 00:22:03,299 Can we get that botanist on set maybe? 881 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,559 Perfect. Amazing. 882 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,750 Great work today! 883 00:22:05,751 --> 00:22:07,185 (graphic chimes) 884 00:22:07,186 --> 00:22:09,686 (door clicks) 885 00:22:13,987 --> 00:22:16,075 (phone beeping) 886 00:22:16,076 --> 00:22:18,659 (line ringing) 887 00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:24,179 - Hello, Tom. This is Oops Lil Fart calling. 888 00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:25,019 I called you earlier. 889 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,729 I just used the redial button to get you. 890 00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:27,606 I'm sorry I missed you, 891 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,159 but I was just calling in 892 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,419 to say I'm thinking about you. 893 00:22:30,420 --> 00:22:32,639 I'm thinking about all those nights, you know, 894 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,699 your hands in my hair and me, 895 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:38,219 me pulling on your jeans like a dog, 896 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:41,530 and us doing belly buttons 897 00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:43,769 deeper than ever, 898 00:22:43,770 --> 00:22:46,499 and how summer's feeling like August, 899 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,239 but it's actually October stuff. 900 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:52,889 So I've been thinking about you so much and, you know, 901 00:22:52,890 --> 00:22:56,039 missing you and spending time out here with our child, 902 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,480 I mean, 903 00:22:57,481 --> 00:22:58,531 your child. 904 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,669 You know what I mean, Tom. Call me. 905 00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:04,652 We need to talk about 906 00:23:04,653 --> 00:23:05,703 Vic 907 00:23:06,810 --> 00:23:08,549 and the custody of Vic. 908 00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:09,899 See you later. Dreaming of your dick. 909 00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:10,745 Bye. 910 00:23:10,746 --> 00:23:12,779 (phone beeps) 911 00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:14,429 Oh god. 912 00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:15,731 Oh fuck. 913 00:23:15,732 --> 00:23:18,124 (door slams) (graphic chimes) 914 00:23:18,174 --> 00:23:22,724 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0